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A fascinating game for the N64
I thought this game was actually very good for a racing game on the N64 so so early of a release. This is before alot of the other much better racing games came out and I was suprised to find such a fun game.
this was an ok racing game but not rush 2 or crus'n world because this game was before them all joe brown
controlling da cars n this game isn't all dat difficult they have a few places i remember going 2 when playin this game they have some ok songs in this game but not enough which makes da songs that they do have n this game boring easily becasue u get tired hearin da same old songs i enjoy hearing da lady talk a little throughout da game but it then gets annoying because u can b so close 2 winning da race then all of sudden her voice appears and slightly distracts u from winning but i love when she says welcome 2 da hall of fame when u have a good time after winning a race u get 2 name ur license plate whatever u like da graphics looks like a bootleg movies a little mix in with 3 d but i understand that this is a old game so i will stop my comments from further teasing da poor graphics from da game creators and that is about it all n all a good game that should be played as look back 2 how cars and da nation looked like n da 90s joe brown

Ended up selling it
Do not get this game it sucks.Try San Francisco Rush or California Speed. ... Read more

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Outdated but still loads of fun. It's the Super Mario Bros. of wrestling!
the subject heading says it all.
wm 2000 almost like no mercy JOE BROWN FOLKS
i love da point dat wm 2000 has full length wrestler's entrance plus i enjoy da introduction of da videogame but no mercy introduction is a little better but not 2 much better da create a wrestler is almost as good as no mercy but da where no mercy created create a wrester found it a little more creative than wm 2000 but wm 2000 is not a game 2 be messing with it has more than 40 superstars that u and i love rock hhh stone cold undertaker shawn michaels u have 2 earn him that's da bad part d generation x and wrestler's music and video looks and sounds very realistic even though da crowd reaction isn't as real as wwf war or attitude da crowd is still very entertainin is more loud than da other game but da crowd reaction n this game sounds like a little boy and girl scout kids at times if u listen closely u understand later on even though da wrestlers look like cartoon actors da graphics are still very good for a n64 system and being a old game da graphics of this game almost puts smackdown 1 and 2 2 shame could have made more matches like da ladder and of course da cell i glad they had a cage match and add some moves 2 da cage match 2 make for a more real and brutal match up da controllers n da game is very simple and doing da moves u won't have a problem doing what prevent da controller from getting a perfect rating is some of da fancy reverse moves and kind of difficult 2 do if u no how 2 do all da reverse well good 4 u i no da wrestlers can't talk but their still can performt their trademark moves like austin middle finger or billy gunn showing his behind or xpac saying suck it 2 da crowd and finally da rock layin da smackdown by doin da people's elbow 2 any jamboni dat gets n his way all n all a very good game

wresltemania 2000
i got this the day it came out while i love the variety of wrestlers the road to wrestlemania in this game was boring and had no storyline to it whatsoever it was just random matches for the most part and took away from the fun of it for me. ... Read more

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very very very fun game!!!!!!!!!!!
this game has GREAT GREAT graphics! It is almost like Super mario 64 to!!if you find this game for a good price GET IT!!!!!!!

even though it is a kiddy game i absolutely treasure every moment of it
this would have been perfect but at times this game gets extremely difficult cause u 2 get what 2 throw one of da characters from toy story 2 at da tv so buzz lighter can act like he does n da movie although he fails continuously he acts comedy to it meaning if u fail he sounds like a little girl which makes he laugh 2 death or when he dies 4 any little thing sometimes u need laughter n a game especially when u play it all night long like i used 2 do n 2000 and 2001 boy those were da good toy days huh da graphics was ok i wish da graphics in da game could have looked like da graphics n da movie i wish that r would have really made it better anyso i like whenever u get a victory u have a mini storymode throughout da game like da game is tellin a story u read da subtitles about da ur progress of movin closer 2 savin buzz's buddy woody da wimping comboy toy he is useless n da game da only time u c woody is toward da very end of da game but i was just happy 2 c him because he was my favorite character when i was hooked on toy story 2 for some reason i slightly like toy story 2 better than toy story 1 but toy story 1 is still a very good child movie i guess a lot of good things was happening 2 me when toy story 2 da game and movie came n stores n late 1999 early 2000 i had a few girl mates mom and dad brought me nice clothes i had a little brother 2 pick on whenever i felt like it and finally i went 2 summer camp annually 4 2 years and chillin out near da bronx zoo n nyc i could have ask 4 a better yr yep those were da days i miss them so badly enough about me dwelling about da past of 2000 and 2001 times i love this game so much because it just brings back wonderful memories when i was younger i enjoyed da mini levels when buzz had 2 defeat da plane n da backyard after u defeated da plane he said 2 infinitey and beyoned and then u points just adds up and i found it unique 2 n da game who they showed da whole city n da game it was sort of like ur goal u started out at andy's house and u had 2 go all da way 2 da airport 2 defeat da procspector 2 get woody and his new cowgirl friend i forgot her name but anyway u get my drift don't u 1 of my favorite levels n da game is level 11 at al's penhouse da fatman da was trying 2 sell woody and his gang 2 tokyo japan so he can be rich thats da movie i mean n da game u hear da trains through da whole level i love trains so i didn't care 4 its sometimes annonying sounds plus throughout da game u have mr potato head reck and pig 2 guide at times they were a pain n da tail but after a while they were trying 2 help me get closer 2 woody i also love level 12 da elevator when buzz had 2 find his way out of da al's apartment 2 get 2 da airport 2 find woody da song of level 12 many be strange, corny, or just stupid however u feel about da song n da game i found it relaxing and catchy at da sometime and da airport song oh man that was more relaxing than level 12 song i just love peaceful songs i don't now y i just do level 8 song at da space toy story was a little scary sounding but that was a good song as well and when da sheep kept on making da sheep noise added more beat 2 da song most children will enjoy this game if they are into toys like i was and c laughter n a different way like i do when i explain 2 u about buzz failing alot n da game at times made me laugh that i didn't care about failing all da time and da music is so relaxing and perfect it could help da younging go 2 sleep peacefully it didn't 4 me while not do it 4 them

soooo much fun
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Underrated Game, Great Bomberman
Recently, I picked up this game and having played almost all the other Bombermans, I thought this would be the same old thing. Plant a bomb, get powerups, so you can kick and throw the bombs. Well, this Bomberman is a completely new formula, and it certainly does well. It mixes throwing bombs, and getting bomb enhancing power ups with jumping and plat forming your way across the 3d landscapes. This game has gotten poor reviews in some Magazines and sites, but I haven't a clue why, they compare it to Mario 64 and say well Mario 64 has a non-linear world to explore and bomberman hero doesn't. Well okay this is Bomberman, a completely different experience that can have linear levels and still keep you up for hours. Also, there is a lack of multiplayer, but if you want a multiplayer version then buy one of the two Bomberman 64 games. If you are looking for a long, fun, adventure game, buy this game. ~Shad0w ReviewZ

What a great game, certainly not the same old bomberman
This game for starters is huge. It has a lot of levels. Just how many there are I have forgotton but lets just say there is a ton of levels. In this game the big difference about this game than any other bomberman game is that Bomberman can jump... Now with Bomberman jumping we have a different game here.
BOMBERMAN ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#1!!!!!
I am bombermans biggest fan and this is one of his best games! The scenes in between can be dramatically ironic which makes it really addictive! The bosses can be difficult, but most of all bagular is tough! He is an uncouth monster creature that morphs into various forms. It is the cartoonish violence and no gore or newd (or lewd.) parts. My final word: BUY IT or you WILL be persistent to give It a spin in the future! (but by then it might be out of stock!) ... Read more

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• 4 MB expansion pack , Upgrades Nintendo 64(R) , to play games like Zelda, Donkey Kong & more

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In an ironic twist, one of the coolest, most action-packed auto racing games in eons starsone of the world's most sluggish cars. But racers will never sense a lack of speed in

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when your done reading this go buy it!
Beetle Adventure Racing is a fun racing game for all ages. The graphics are amazing for a Nintendo 64. The Championship mode is a little to easy though. But I really love the Beetle Battle mode, especially with four players. It deserves 5 stars by far. It is a game well worth the money. It will keep you entertained for hours played levels, earning cars, and much more.

Not hard, not easy, lots of fun
This is a racing game for anyone, and it features only the new version of the best selling car of all time, the Volkswagen Beetle.It is a great game, with different difficulty levels in the championships, challenging opponents, and progressively harder courses.This is also a great game for multiplayer, with the very original and fun "beetle battle" Not hard, not easy, lost of fun
This is a racing game for anyone, and it features only the new version of the best selling car of all time, the Volkswagen Beetle.It is a great game, with different difficulty levels in the championships, challenging opponents, and progressively harder courses.This is also a great game for multiplayer, with the very original and fun "beetle battle"Read more

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He's In Thahh!!!
I love this baseball game! The best part of it is the Umpires.They call the game as if there drunk! LOL!Heeeeeeeeee gotcha!Its pretty funny sometimes!and how they say"BALL ONE" like Wolfman Jack! lol! I like all the cheat codes.You can get alot of free walks by being hit by the pitch when they're tiny!I love making them explode at the plate too.Homerun derby is cool too! Its fun and very realistic for a classic console game.the crowd noise and background sounds are perfect. If you own an N64 and like baseball and don't have this game yet, GET IT! It's worth the measly 5 bucks to buy!!!!

SWEET GAME!
Ok this game is the best baseball game for N64. Although it is very hard, and when i sim. Barry bonds only has a .295 average it is still awesome. What I didnt do is put easier trade on easier (I highly recomend that u do) so it is almost imposible to trade, I had to give Pedro Martinez (10-10-10), and Rickey Henderson(dk-dk-dk), for barry bonds(8-10-8), so trading is really hard. Other wise this game is really fun. Those things r in season mode, game play is the best. I highly recomend that u get this game. Well worth the money!

This is the BEST baseball game EVER!
This was the best sports game ever for me to play!You can create a baseball player and make them either skinny as a toothpick or as big as the moon.You can make the ball go a certain amount of speed when you hold down the throwing button.Other games are like when you hit the button, it will go the same speed every single time!You can make the batter powerful or a weakling skinny to the bone. I still say, that the bigger the player, the more home runs you get! You must give this game a try and you only can if you have a Nintendo 64. ... Read more

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Best Endings
I absolutley loved the endings to each character. They are in movie form so you can see what happens instead of reading it along with a single picture like the newer Mortal Kombat games of today.

MK4 EXTRAVAGANZA(LOGO) SMK
MK4 is the first Mortal Kombat game to be in 3-D.Good graphics,new grab moves,new characters and old ones! One thing that might bother you is how easy it is. Another thing is the new characters have some same moves as the old one's. I noticed that not too long ago. I love the fatalities though and the level fatalities are awesome. This is a good game but I'm warning you it's not the best MK game around. Look for my logo which is SMK if you want to see more of my reviews. It usually is at the bottom of my review to let anyone know. It might sometimes be by the title of the review too. OUT!
Mortal Kombat 4 true fans only!
I did not play this on N64, but I did play it in the arcade! It is such a wonderful and awesome game it is not even the least bit funny! The graphics rock, the arenas are both cool looking and interesting, there are many cool moves each of the fighters have, and the endings are movies! I have won this game four times, all four as none other than Scorpion, my favorite MK fighter(4 times I won MK4! Perfect fit!). I love this game, it is cooler than nearly any game I know, there are some of the coolest fighters ever along with Scorpion in it, and I plan to get it for my computer. Period. ... Read more

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AMAZING!!
What is better than kickin' back with a friend and playing a quick fun game of NFL Blitz? This is the best of the series. ( introducing fire ) and I can't stop playing it with my cousin. Come ON! It's great! My friends and I kick back and play this game all the time.. it's great because of the fact there are so many interceptions and fumbles..
the good game
There is huge hits.Great durability and lots of fun.I highly recommend this game to all people.I like it a lot.It's my favorite game ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Interception Acception
There are usually too many football video games that try to bring more special graphics displays, then the actual enjoyment of humor and feel of a actual enjoyable sports video game in the entire field of video games. The only acception, NFL Blitz, is a perfect exception to the rule, blending in some zany humor, and some incredible things you'd never expect to see in any real football game. Read more

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u got to read this
ok i dont no how to explain it but this game is grrrrrrrrrrreat when you beat the game(about 10-15 great levels)thars a bonus level the password to the bonus level is "WRDRB"AGIAN THE PASSWORD IS WRDRB. you can play differnt tank games on thar without like levels and on all the games u can play up to 4 players some of the other games on thar are like capture the flag and convoy. i just got to say its a great game. its only rated "T" for teen because you use cannons and you shoot other tanks.its a great game!C YA!

HORRIBLE PIECE OF JUNK
This game has got to be the stupidest game ever, all you do is blow stuff up. OHH really fun I can do this for hours. Oh ya I forgot I can also save prisoners as well. what a joke Oh ya if your running low on health just go 2 feet or something and youll find 50 million health packs that will last you a lifetime. Just do whatever you can to stay away from this game.

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Great retro-gaming
With anticipation of the Nintendo Wii's release, and the subsequent availability of all previous Nintendo platform games, I have been looking through the online archives for some of the games I am looking forward to playing again. Awesome Game
I'm not much for these types of games, but Doom kicks the rest to the dirt. The game is so much fun. I love the idea of shooting up Demons. I have had the pleasure of playing any of the other doom games but i bet they rock.

I regret selling this game and my n64.
I remember freakin out when I got this game back when n64 was "in." The game is so awesome and is the perfection of the original DOOM series. The weapons are nicely redone, as are the demons. It's a little difficult playing a game like DOOM using a controller rather than a keyboard and mouse, but that is a small price to pay for playing a masterpiece like Doom64.
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• Over 50 WWF superstars with unique moves, 7 different events, Clear and detailed sound effects and 3D rendered graphics, Original entrances, Create a wrestler.

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a giant glove. hmmmmmmmm
Ok so i get the idea that you are a glove rolling on a ball. Hmmmm. Ok well here goes. If you liked this game, you are an IDIOT! HELLO GUYS YOU ARE A GLOVE! WHAT THE HECK IVE NEVER HEARD OF SUCH AN IDIOTIC CHARACTER! A GLOVE! FOR GOODNESS SAKES, IVE HEARD THAT ORIGINALITY IS GOOD, BUT THIS? ok i will stop yelling. But jeeze guys cant you see that only some kind of fool would actually enjoy playing as a glove that can balance on a ball? Well I can. So I'm out, enough said.

Glover Is the Best!
In this game, you are (you guessed it) a golve! But, it's not just any glove, it is a magical plove that once belonged to a great and pwerfull wizard, but, the other glove is evil........ Well, here's the story, a wizard was experimenting by mixing different essensces. But, something went wrong, one of his golve got caught in the magic. While the other, as pure of heart as ever, fell off the tower where the wizard was. The evil glove had escaped. Glover knew what he had to do. He set off on an adventure to catch the evil glove and keep it from wreacking havoc. But it was too late, the evil glove rounded up an army to defeat Glover. You must guide Golver through several different levels and put that glove where it should be. On the way, you can collect crystals. These crystals can shape your magical ball that you use to help you into many shapes. So if you dont have it yet, order it now or go to your nearest video game store and get it now. Prepare for the game of all time, Glover!
glover sucks!!!!!!!!!!
i played glover and after a short time i discovered that it was the worst game i had ever played. ever! ... Read more

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Pika pikachu!
Hey you pikachu is a fun game. I'm 9 don't like pokemon that much anymore, and I LOVE Hey You Pikachu. You get to talk to pikachu using a microphone, I havent played it for a while, because the mic got sucked into the vaccum...But I have another one comming my way! The Pinata Party one was really frustating because you have to talk realy clearly and at Pikachu's POV (Point of view)His/her Right might be your Left and Vice-Versa. On the picnic one you have to gather stuff to get a good stew. The first time, you can't move on your own and you can't pick up stuff. It gets better when you unlock other parts. Once you get more pikapoints, then you can buy stuff from abras shop. If you leave pikachu in the house for a while, Pikachu, (Like the little devel it is) will throw tissues everywhere. For me, I like having the room a mess. And then after a while, I tell pikachu to clean it up. Sometimes pikachu won't listen. If you gather food from the picnic part (In your bag), Some of it will appear in your garden. When you tell pikachu to ThunderShock a corn or potato, The corn will turn into popcorn, and the potato will be baked. Even though when pikachu has to leave back into the wild, you can still play with him/her, I cry...(I don't think that was nesscary to say...) The ending is cute though. Ovarall, I think this is the BEST game EVER!

My Friends Game is Awsome.
My friend has this game and as I watched him I must say It was pretty cool. I mean how you first met he found a treasure chest. I didn't really have a nintendo 64, but I had to get it along with another game. I went on Ebay bought a Nintendo and Zelda and now I'm gonna try and get this, with my dad of course.

Hey You Pikachu!: A Great Game
This is a great game! I haven't played it in three years because the renting store I got it from closed down. But I can remember lots about it, and can remember one thing that not many people discovered: You can make Pikachu use techniques! By saying, "thunder, Pikachu!" you can make him use electric attacks. You can't fight, though. In my opinion, you should buy this game.
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Madden 2002 ROCKS!!!!!!!
Madden 2002 is a cool game! Yesterday, the New York Jets made the highest score in an NFL game, winning 67-0 over the 2002 and 2004 Super Bowl champion, New England Patriots!!! Martin made NINE TOUCHDOWNS FOR THE BIG APPLE!!!!!!

Pros and Cons
Before i start i want to say that if you want a game that you can play for a year and not beat this is the game. keyword
The keyword for this game is sucks. it is just the same as madden 2001 except a mode that teaches you how two play the game and mulligans which i think is totaly stupid. i would just buy the 2001 version because it is cheaper ... Read more

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Works excellent. Problem solved.
I was always pulling the Nintendo 64 system off its platform because the cord was too short. And we had to sit on the floor to play because the cords did not reach to our furniture. This extension cord adds six feet to your controller, which allows you to sit just about anywhere in the room.

A must for large screen TV's
If you own a large screen television this product is a must. It allows you to sit back at a comfortable distance and still play the game without having the cord pulling too tightly. I own one and am buying more.

cool item
My mom wasn't too exited when I told her I could play from the dinner table. But she let me any how. This item is so cool because you face isn't in the screen of the tv. You can relax on a couch insted of sittingon the floor. ... Read more

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Excellent strategy game.A top pick
Ogre Battle is definetly one of my favorite strategy games of all time.Very challenging, tons of secrets to unlock (characters, weapons, etc.), great game concept, and ridiculous amounts of replay value - go ahead and take the path of evil if you want, the game changes to suit your style.That being said, let's take a look at what you're getting yourself into here.
Ogre Battle 64 Rulez
I have played this game many, many times.Too many to count.If it is not apperant by the title of this review I think this is an excelent game.Because it is so long and has so many complexcities it has some great replay value.Gaining powerful units such as the princess and the dragoon is chalanging and fun, as well as mastering the chaos frame and creating perfect teams.The storyline is complex and includes a corrupt holy empire and demons from the other world, as well as rebels, slaves, love and much more.Awesome game, I highly recomend it.

boooooooooooooorrrrrrrrriiiiingggggggggg
this game kinda stinks.you go talk to this old dude who gives you these long drawn out battle plans.then you watch these long drawn out cut scenes.then you go into these map/worlds.when you get near an enemy,you fight.well,sort of.the computer does everything.theres a lot of complicated planning involved.theres no clear cut way to figure out anything.its a real pain in the hiney.whats more is i dont belive i even saw any ogres.of course im only on like level 2 since the game is totaly screwed.i bought it used and the guy before me only got that far too.no wonder i got this so cheap.this game will use up all of your extra brain space.if you thought out how to beat it.you wouldnt have the brain sense left to eat cheerios.someone would have to run you an iv.youd almost have to be like freakin fixated on its ended.its totaly freakin ridiculous.and then ,as youre being slain by little people with sticks,even though youre sporting a dragon,you are helpless to defend yourself.it sucks. ... Read more

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Traditionally, a player plays a game. In Mario Party, the game plays you
I bought Mario Party used for nearly twenty bucks, and it was a total waste (I've since exchanged it for two games I love). The favorable reviews here were what suckered me into buying Mario Party, by the way. Whether you're playing solo or with a group, there is NO skill required in this game. The game rolls the die for you each turn, and the steps you move on the board are obviously based on those rolls. Traditionally, a player plays a game. In Mario Party, the game plays you, and therefore, you have little to no control over how the game unfolds. A game without skill is a game best left unplayed. At least, that's my belief. This game spawned at least six sequels; I'm sure it's because people wrongfully assume that everything Mario-related is heaven-sent. Avoid this game. I'm not too keen on N64 games in general, but there were a few nice ones. Laugh if you want, but Pokemon Puzzle League was one of those few. It has some beautiful FMV scenes in between each round beaten, hand-drawn anime backgrounds during the in-game puzzle portion, and tons of side games. I'm not a big fan of the show, but I do recognize when a game has a lot of time and effort put into it. Mario Party isn't one of those kinds of games.
my favorite levels of the game
my favorite level of the game is world 8 it is one of the best browser's beat i have ever heard and my favorite game in the level is balloon burst n da game u have 2 pop ur balloon the fastest and when u hear da gun like sound that means the game is over when u win the game will show ur game character only i love this game because it reminds me of after my birthday party of popping up all my birthday balloonn but my mom always used to tell me to save some of the balloons for my brother to pop plus i could only pop a certain amount of balloons because i had 2 save the rest for other celebrations in this game the balloon popping is unlimited so enjoy for people who love popping balloons as much as i love 2 be it my other favorite level is 5 when i going fishing for coins because i could get as much coins as i want i believe i set the record for most coins when i capture 80 coins the game is called cash away but i could be wrong someone might have gotten 100 coins when going coin fishing or cofishingit is the combination of coins and fishing get it other mentions of games i enjoy playing in mario party is face lift u get a chance 2 make browser pretty for a change but don't count on it u is still ugly after about 1000 face lifts he still looks the way he does bombasket ball it gives u a taste of playing pro basketball but u can't do any kobe, jordan, iverson, or wade crossovers or shaq slam dunks in this level platform peril where u feel like jesse owens in heaven by running as fast as u can doing da hurdles over da clouds getting 2 da finish line i love da racing game 2 all of these games that i mentioned r life related experiences that is y i guess i love this game so much if i have nothing to do well then i can sit back and relaxed and joined the party on tv it is like u r creating ur own life on tv when having alot of fun this game is like ur second life now that i thought about it especially 4 da kids if u have 1 when it is raining outside and u are tired from college or work and u child wants 2 go somewhere fun where hook up nintendo 64 system and put in this game this is their amusement park indoors mario party has all the things to keep a kid busy 4 hrs yoshi 2 them is like a green version of barney if u go 2 his level in the multiplayer game mode 2 get 100 stars there is different color yoshis and one i believe is purple there is your child favorite character in the game isn't that cool and donkey kong is like king kong especially when he is on top of the castle in the mario heaven level on mario party 1 where donkey kong gets a star he looks like king kong where he does famous his numerous beatin on his chest thing and if ur child is a little older who is a boy and he likes britney spears where guess what peach looks like her so u got u bs (n a famous way not da curse way because bs also is the abbreviation in the curse word) animated and luigi mario skinny and tall bro could b like larry bird for the boston celtics since his color is green where playing in da bombasketball level mario and wario are just what they are i don't no what else 2 tell u with them finally if ur kids like jurassic park or godzilla movies well u r a lucky parent because browser happens 2 b a dinosaur who have a lot of children in his own level in the multiplayer game he makes noise like a dinosaur i could go on and on about other ways 2 njoy this game but i think i will stop here 4 now until next time good bye jb

mario party 3 rules
marioparty 3 is one of the best n64 mario games you will play you will never get bored and its a great game to play with all of your friends ... Read more

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• Pack your favorite knife, ax, holy water, and cross, because theres noting much else thatll work when youre going up against a vampire